In the March 16 issue of Star — on sale now! — we report that the couple had a tearful face-to-face meeting at Diddy’s $14.5 million Miami mansion, during which an emotional Chris apologized, begged for forgiveness and proposed to her on the spot. “All she’s ever wanted was to be with him forever,” a source tells Star. “Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to him, ‘I can’t live without you.’” The pair wasted no time making Rihanna’s fairy tale come true. They even called a minister to the mansion on exclusive Star Island!
sirius black in genting! haha. he was at a playgrounf sitting near the swings. by the time i whipped out my camera he ran across the street already..
Dreamz
HUGE spider. bigger than the one in our padang.
can you see the spider web? nicest one i have seen.
before the show starts
the pavillion
mist
the one i sat during std 6! haha. still remember nat? loads of fun.
somewhere on the way to genting
my shadow
.... somewhere
i'm supposed to look like i'm hitchhiking
leaving fraser hill
our room is higher up
late sunrise
i wanted to take a pic with the mist and stuff. i looks nice. but didn't turn up on the camera. =(
...but my breath fogged up the glass, so i drew a new face and i laughed..
mist starting..
everything is white
outside. temperature was perfect. bout 16 celcius?
trying to camoflage myself
flowers here are sooo pretty. *in hokkien*
butterfly. don't see butterflies as big as this one anymore in penang.
random
waterfall
granma walking like inspector
looks like fake background, no?
kids playing in the river. waters quite clean.
where the waterfall flows down.
welcome to.... something somewhere waterfall.
the many streets. after you been to this three streets, no where to go anymore
like this pic
pit stop
Me:too bad no letter to mail
mom:ah. i got letter. * takes her letter out*
Me:*after pic was taken* i drop it in ah
mom: NO. photograph purposes only
the mini clock tower. fraser hill
the bamboo plant my dad insisted i take the pic of
everyone studying outside. XD
taking pic of eunice whos taking my pic
suguna collecting paper
rainbow when i was departing.
actually i was so lazy to blog but since i needed to sign in to view for eunice's and meeps blog, i might as well blog now. ahaha. just read kiren's blog.. RIHANNA MARRIED CHRIS BROWN? what the hell? is she mentally retarded or what?
googled it:
love is truly blind. and dumb. lol. anyway, enough of her..
okay. to clear up the confusion bout where i went. the original plan was to go kl first and pass my bro his brand new (high tech XD) laptop and bersiar-siar. then go fraser hill, then proceed to genting. but my bro's laptop was not ready yet last week, so we skipped kl. went straight to fraser hill. the most you can spend there is 2 days. seriously. nothing much to do there. unless you're really old retired ppl who have nth to do, then you can probably live there.they have time allocated. its a one way road up. 11-12 cars can go up. 12-1, cars go downhill. i saw this sign that says fraser hill which was pointing towards the ravine. haha. there were ppl CYCLING uphill. we drive also 20 minutes, cycle pula. haha. since i can't even cycle, i have to salute them. ahah. so reached the hotel. i forgot its name.... checked in. dumped bags. went out again. makan. go see random places, which i forgot.fraser hill is pretty small. all i remember was pretty flowers. haha. the only thing worth mentioning is the waterfall. water was freezing. haha. ooh. i just remembered the name of my hotel. pines resort. RM300 per night. quite cheap cause it had three rooms. one for me, one for gramma, one for parents. (two beds per room) just nice. my room had the best view=D. dad and i planned to watch sunrise. after we came back from the waterfalls, it started gettin hazy. next morn, i woke to my alarm at 6. went to call my dad. it was still dark. so i ask him to wake me up when the sun came out and i fell asleep.turned out he fell asleep too. so when we woke up was a lil too late.... haha. oh well. then ate breakfast and went genting.took pics on the way. reached genting, check in hotel. forgot name again. it started raining. T.T the whole day. so cannot go outdoors. no roller coasters. damn. haha. oh well. have to go back next time. indoors are all the rides that probably go 10km/h. i keep thinking physics like inertia and stuff. when i saw wave, i remember wavelength and stuff. and this restaurant was promoting some dragonfruit enzyme thing. then they wrote enzyme is a specific catalyst and all that crap. -.- roller coasters reminded me of EST and physics. haha. what else ah. a lot which i don't remember, as usual. so i went shopping in genting instead of playing. sheesh. go see all the cultural stuff. then when we were at the singapore booth, my mom told me bout the time when the lightning struck the merlion, 5 top scholers comitted suicide.this is the article:
There were five deaths, four of which took place recently within days of each other, while the fifth – the suicide of a Singaporean A-Star scholar – happened two months ago.
A common link in these tragedies was the high academic quality of the people, who had a good future and who would not normally be associated with suicide.
They involved two Singaporeans, an Indonesian, a Chinese national and an American student in microbiology. Their deaths have come as a shock to a nation which respects scholars.
Like its reserves, human talent is regarded here as a national asset that’s crucial for survival.
There’s another reason why they are creating such a buzz.
Although suicide rates are increasing steadily – along with Singapore’s living pressures – they still compare well with many other developed countries.
At 47th position (with 10.3 suicides for every 100,000 people), Singapore’s global ranking is around mid-point – but is ahead of Japan, Hong Kong and most of Europe and the US.
The loss of so many talented youths in such a short time has, however, saddened people who shared the loss of their families and for Singapore.
Although some were foreigners, the government had hopes that they might eventually settle here.
The deaths have stirred much public interest.
Were the suicides merely a coincidence or a culmination of society having too much stress? Or did they indicate the frailty of the new generation.
The recent cases were:
> Indonesian maths wizard, David Hartanto Widjaja, 21, who represented his country at the International Maths Olympiad in 2005 fell to his death after injuring his professor with a knife. He also represented Jakarta in science contests. The Indonesian Chinese reportedly stabbed his professor after he was told that his Asean Scholarship at Nanyang Technological University (NTU) was being revoked because of failing grades;
> Five days later, in the same campus, Chinese graduate Zhou Zheng, 24, was found hanged in his apartment. He was a project officer in the lab where David had worked. Zhou graduated last year with a Second Class Upper Honours from the Electrical and Electronic Engineering Department. It is not known why he killed himself. He was earlier retrenched from a company after working for only two months;
> An Air Force doctor, Captain Allan Ooi, 28, who came from a wealthy home, a premium school, and who mixes well with high society, was found dead under a Melbourne bridge. Capt Ooi wore branded clothes, drove a Mazda MX5 and frequently hit the nightclubs – before going missing without army leave and being found dead last week;
> The body of American Merit Scholar Scott Jared Monat, a second-year neurobiology major from University of Miami who was at that time studying at the National Univer-sity of Singapore, was found in a student housing kitchen. Police are investigating the case as unnatural death. Monat had received the highest scholarship awarded at the Miami University; and
> Two months ago, an A-Star scholar and gifted student Lin Zhi Qiang, 25, jumped to his death from the ninth floor after his love was rejected by a China girl. It tragically ended the fairytale story of a Singaporean taxi-driver’s son who graduated from an American university on a government scholarship. It was his first love.
-the stari really had goosebumps when she told me about it. bad omen? when we saw the directory, there was a place called funtasy, we went to check it out. it turned out to be a normal arcade. -.- then jalan-jalan till 9. went to see Dreamz at the pavillion. it was kinda a magic show/dancing/singing thing. it was nice. i mean its normal magic tricks like cutting the person into half and everything, but i'm sooo curious how they did it. i mean they showed the part where turning thing cut through this person's body. it wasn't covered. so how???? hmmm. and the 5 motorbikes in a ball thing was cool too. needs teamwork and courage. loads of courage. there was a white lion and white tiger too. you are allowed to take pics with them for RM60. ONE PIC. 60 bucks. siao siao. but they didn't do much with the lion and tiger la. just make them dissapear and appear. there was english sheepdogs too. but i don't really like shows with animals performing tricks. because the animals were probably whipped to be trained and stuff. and they only get to eat while performing. there were acrobats too. nice la. worth the money. i still wonder how they did the tricks. ohh. before the show started, the band was entertaining us. they played tequila! haha. we played that song in caklempong.
exams are over. i definitely do not want my results. i looked at chapter 1 F5 for bout 5 secs before teacher asked to go back in the class. and what came out for teh essay section in bio? Chap 1 F5. so gone for all science subjects. try studying with your head pounding, nose blocked, throat sore, eyes watering. i gave up this exam. i take it as a sign of god warning me to study in advance for spm.
on wednesday, i woke up on the wrong side of the bed. literally. i usually get up on the left, that day, i got up on my right, and banged my leg on the edges of my piano chair. one bruise. went into the toilet, somebody left the heater on turned towards the maximum. burned me. red patch. went into car. bleeding love blaring on the radio. switched the station, say what you need to say is playing. turned off the bloody radio.(to those who doesn't know, i hate repetitive songs. i mean songs that has the same lines over and over and over again. did you know in say what you need to say, he sings that line 36 times in ONE song) reach school. kena attack by joanne lim cause of name tag. went to class. headache. halfway doing exam, stomach ache pula.went to toilet, found that all the doors available didn't have locks. went in anyway. just as i was about to come out, some girl tried to open the door and smacked it right at my face. i think she mumbled sorry. cause i think by that time i was ready to erupt.
and you know what, it wasn't even friday the 13th. i was 2 days before. someone up there got their dates mixed up and made wednesday the 11th unlucky instead.
How to Medicate Your Cat
1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door on to neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
13. Tie the little booger's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
15. Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
How to Medicate Your Dog
1. Wrap pill in bacon.
2. Toss it in the air
Smart Dog Can Do Math
A little boy took his dog on a "take your pet to school" day. There were prizes for the smallest, the prettiest, the cutest, and the smartest pet.
Determined that his dog win a prize, the boy put his pet through a whole series of tricks.
Finally the boy turned to the dog and asked, "Mindy, how much is two plus two minus four?"
The dog sat quietly, making no sound, remaining still and silent. "Right!" exclaimed the boy.
His dog won first prize.
The List of Man Laws
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask whose playing.
9: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
15: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime, green, orange or sky blue.
26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
27: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty!"
I hope this clears up any confusion,
The International Council of Man Lawscuriousity killed the cat
but satisfaction brought it back.
Early bird catches the worm
Early worm gets eaten
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