but i think its based on luck too. or maybe i was too stressed. sparring helps release stress. ^^ At first i was cheering for the green belts. the whole section consists of sggs ppl. haha. helping them to take the gear on and off. then i saw alicia and jilynn sparring. i was like... aren't they in my category? then i thought teacher changed them or something. alicia won. then i saw kok lynn putting on her gear. *azzie told me earlier i was supposed to be sparring with kok lynn* i went to the other ring and saw jesslyn pula wearing another gear. they both were sparring against each other.. i was like thinking what bout me and peeked at may li's list. i was sparring with a malay girl(farah's friend) dunno her name. sorry. kok lynn won btw. sparred with the malay girl.. she... didn't really kick.. i got her a few times in the head. there was once, i raised my leg to kick, and she ducked under me. and somehow her hand ended up between my legs..? dunno. weird. haha. anyway, may li said my kicks weren't clear. 2 nd match. it wasn't that clear either(to me) but i won. yipee. next was alicia and kok lynn. alicia won. and right after that alicia was supposed to spar with me..alicia was tired. and i... was not that tired. and i won. lalalala. The end. No video this time cause everyone was sparring and i didn't bring my camera anyway cause if it gets stolen i'll never hear the end of it. haha. most categories were won by sggs. *i think* thats what keshni said. SGGS power! haha. oh and most categories consisted of a lot of georgians. mine was the only category with 1 georgian. haha. this is my shortest post yet. Fear not. Jokes ahead!
Grandma is Having Troubles
Blakk Frogg says, "Sometimes family gets in the way of a person's natural recovery."
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The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, so she could be a part of her 100th birthday celebration.
Grandma couldn't speak very well, so she wrote notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some attentive family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows under her right side.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the loving family members grabbed her and stuffed pillows under her, this time on the left side on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the devoted family members again grabbed her and set her upright. They then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."
I LOLed at this one.
Death Bed Confessions
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."
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Denise and Denephew
A pregnant woman from Virginia was involved in a car accident and, while in the hospital, she fell into a coma. When she awoke days later, the woman noticed that she was no longer carrying a child, and asked, "Doc, what happened to my baby!"
The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you've had twins! You're the proud mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. Also, you should know that while you were in a coma, your brother named the children for you."
"Oh, no!" shrieked the woman. "Not my brother! He's not really all together, if you know what I mean!"
The doctor replied, "Well, ma'am, your brother named your daughter Denise."
"Oh, that's no so bad," smiled the woman. Then, hesitantly, she asked, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor grinned and said, "Denephew."
At first i didnt get it. but after pronouncing it, i did. the brother named the girl "The Niece" and "The Nephew". LOL
'Dear Dad' Letter
A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD."
WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:
DEAR DAD,
IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU.
I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES.
BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD - SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY.
EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS SO MUCH OLDER THAN I AM, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD -- ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE WINTER.
SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.
BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE NEED.
IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!!
DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.
YOUR SON, JOHN
P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT BILLY'S HOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD WHICH IS IN MY DESK CENTER DRAWER.
I LOVE YOU!
PS: CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME.
Maybe i should try this too. ahahahhahaha.
kits moving along with music =D
cuties!
Friday, April 17, 2009
Just realised i haven't posted bout daily events in a long time. Now i don't really remember very clearly so shall state random stuff....
Sabs and TzeNi left me alone in choir(soprano 2). I now have abandonement issues. XDhaha. nah. Sabs and TN was sick. sabs went back. TN was absent. I had my flu but i went. dunno why always getting flu during wednesdays. ANyway, soprano 2 consisted of me, TN, Sabs and 3 F1's who's singing can't be heard. The LC lady came and she wanted to hear sections. Descant had to repeat lots of times. Then when we finally started singing everyone was kinda singing descants part. LOL. Then she wanted to hear Soprano 2. Alyssa wished me good luck and i was thinking, crap i'm dead. haha. but it turned out ok. only had to repeat twice cause of the "your word". pnaudrey was the one who said to hold for 2 counts. *mutters incoherently* but it was scary. my voice and everyone quiet. shaking a bit. muahahaha. kills sabs and TN!
on monday we didn't have music, so teacher said stay back on tues. i thought was to replace the lesson manatau its for the fiesta thing. had fun! although it was bloody boring. we were supposed to be doing this rafiathingi so let carmen and TN do that part while me and amelia held the string up the other side. after awhile it got boring just holding so we started singing. then whistling, then meowing. hahaha.*in indian slang* "I am the rafia master" "You steeped on my rafia, beeewareeeee" HAHA.
eunice just dirti-fied choir practice as usual. i didn't even think of it THAT way during pessoc. -.- *shakes head* eunice, eunice
my butt became a touch and go counter at physics. i was sitting at the side. first eel, kave touch and sat at their place, then jeysannah and shaf*not on the butt* and then peiying, cyn and gppula on the butt. -.-
nat and I plan to group study on sundays. lets see how that turns out.
i now have 5 stalls to take care during fiesta. morn, taekwondo, then music, performance, then class stall, then traffic warden, then fencing... O.o i really don't know how to fit. going to see pnjansee on mon to see if i can skip traffic duty. lets hope she doesn't eat me. haha.
i have no idea how to start music folio. can somebody start and show me???
lets try this. IwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudyingIwillstartstudying somehow it doesn't have the same effect as writing. i guess ctrl+v is much easier. So if you don't see posts here, you may start congratulating me.
June came up to me and said, "Did you know Najib is Razak's son?" me and eunice nodded. she wailed "How come i don't know wan!" haha. hilarious.
goes to piano class: You have to start practicing. goes to violin class:You have to start practicing if you want to take grade 8 next year. goes to add maths tuition: You have to start practicing your add maths. cannot be so lazy. T.T all the same day
i'm finally not addicted to neopets
from sabs blog: pnflorence and daria and audrey has facebook. i knew bout pnaudrey though. haha. i remember msn-ing with kelly bout it. i was like... PN AUDREY HAS FACEBOOK. then she said really. after awhile: HOOI LAY has facebook too. then we were wondering if martin ennis had facebook. then i typed: OMG. MARTIN ENNIS has FACEBOOK!
long long ago.... four girls named TN, June, Eunice and KIL went to take a short questionnaire bout their ambition and stuff. The lazy counselor said to come back again. So these four girls came back week after week yet no sign of their results or the counselor. then finally on friday, the counselor came up and saw KIL and TN waiting as usual. TN exclaimed, " The gazillionth times the charm" KILlol at that. Then the counselor asked them to come back next week. so providing that they DO finally get the results next week, the correct phrase is, "the gazillionth and one times the charm"... THE END
Sabby's mom is funny. *its a compliment* Sabby is mom-ish. *its also a compliment* =D
RIP froggie sign still standing strong!
Can't believe "Numair, the early years" is coming out only in 2012! UGHHHHH. god knows what i'll be doing then.
Taekwondo practices are very mild without May Li. she killed my leg last week. muscles hurt 10 times worse than kl. * i didn't get any injuries during kl, not even a bruise* hahaha.
I washed my pencil box. The colour of the water was BLACK. haha. imagine how dirty. everyone was surprised... Tze Ni's comments the best: "OMG. I never knew it was that colour". -.- lazy post pics.
Liszt once said that D Major is “happy, sunny, and yellow,” which truly describes the D Major personality. As such, songs written in D Major usually have a happy, playful melody and rhythm. D Majors have a great sense of humor and thus makes friends easily. However, they sometimes can be too carefree and irresponsible, not to mention insensitive about people’s feelings. Like A Majors, D Majors possess a childlike positive outlook, though D Majors have a better grasp of reality. D Majors get along with almost all key signatures because of their friendly nature, but E Majors can teach them more about responsibility and B Minors can pull back their excess optimism. They should best avoid F sharp Majors as they don’t see eye-to-eye.
this is soooo true. agree?
TAG from sabs. some of my answers are the same as hers.
Rules:
1. Answer the questions as honestly *or as funny* as possible.
2. Post this as "Did That Happen To You?"
3. Tag 10 friends.
4. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
5. Have fun!
1. What do you do if you are in the bathroom with a beetle flying around?
Shoo it outta the window. or try to spray the shower nozzle at it.
2. What do you do if you hear a song you like playing on the radio when you are all alone in
the room?
Sing.
3. You want to speak to your crush badly. What is your pick up line?
None. I will not speak.
4. What do you do if all your friends hate a particular band that you love?
Purposely annoy them by singing it to them. haha. Nah. i'll just be normal la. they like what they like and i like what like.
5. What do you do when you trip and fall in front of many people?
Laugh and say ooooops.* thank god that i'm too dark to blush*
6. You forgot to do your multiple-choice question homework (the one whereby you have to choose 1 out of 4 options given to you as your answer) and it had to be submit in 5 minutes. What do you do?
Copy/Tembak
7. You have bad breath and someone speaks to you. How do you react?
Ask then if i have bad breath. hahah. then says sorry. haah.
8. You just finished gym and after a shower, you drop your clean clothes on the wet floor. What do you do?
Wear my dirty clothes.if i ever go gym.but usually i'll have spares?
9. What do you do if a personality quiz says that you have a lousy personality as your result?
Whine the whole day. Hahah. Jk. Close the lousy quiz. haha.
10. Your friend gave you the worst gift you have ever received and asks: Do you like it? How do you react?
Say thanks. And laugh. *put it aside*
11.(Continued from question 10) What are you really thinking secretly inside?
Which cupboard to stuff it where it can't be seen...
12. A hot guy/girl keeps looking at you while you are on the bus. What are you secretly thinking inside?
What is his problem. * as in why is he staring not that i want to know his problem and psychoanalyze him*
13. Your crush and you are eating dinner together, the food you've ordered came first, you do not want him or her to look at you eating while his or her food hasn't come. What will you do?
Wait and chat till his food is here.
14. You are alone in your house and you realized that there is a burglar. What do you do?
Grab dogs, stick, handphone, hide in toilet/room and call cops.-sabs answer. hilarious. haha.
I would... lock the door. call police. push bed behind door. push cupboard behind bed, push table behind cupboard. haha.
15.What do you do when your best friend had just spoilt your favourite one and only camera with all the important photos you cherished inside?
I would've backed up the photos. No biggie.
16. What do you do when you receive a call from a kidnapper and your friend is in their hands?
Break in and rescue them. Kil saves the day! hahaha.
17. What do you do if you break your friend's favourite vase but he or she didn't saw it?
gum it back? haha. pay back.
18. You were told to buy carrots by your mother, but you forgotten it and went back home with garlics. How will you explain to your mother?
Garlics can protect you against vampires. Carrots can't.
19. What do you do when you saw a cat chasing a mouse?
Take picture! ahahaha.
20. You missed your favourite tv show and it was the season finale. What do you do?
Get online instantly to download it.
21. There is a crash in your schedule, one is your friend's wedding, the other is your another friend's last day of funeral.
go for the funeral. or see who's closest. gah. lets hope it never comes to this.
"Does your ma know you're this silly?" Daine demanded tartly. Numair nodded, comically sad. " The few gray hairs she has on her head are my doing. But"-- with an exaggerated change of mood--"I send her plenty of money so she can pay to have them dyed!" "I hope she beats you as a child," Onua grumbled. - wild magic
Daine: "Do people have visions when they think they're dead?"
Numair: "I don't KNOW I've never TRIED it!"
-Wild magic
"Ah" Gary said dreamily. "Free time. I've heard about that. Don't fool yourself, fire-top.What with extra hours fir punishments, and the work you get everyday, free time is an illusion. Its what you get when you die and gods reward you for a life spent working from dawn to midnight."
-Alanna:the first adventure
"You know, for a second there, I thought you were gonna eat me."
"I don't eat junk food."
- Ice Age
Get to know yourself better
Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.
Your views on education
You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.
The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.
What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.
Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
haha. i hereby declare April 11th as Cam-Whoring Day. So today, all prefects went for their camp. i think everyone brought illegal stuff. haha. today was one of the best days. small class. but not everyone in pics. =( nvm. i'll bring it one day again to take the full class. Ahoy! full pics ahead! it took me 4 hours to load this. ( 2hours waiting for large pics to load. finally gave up, closed it and loaded all small) T.T you better enjoy this!
p/s its recommended you start looking from the bottom. i uploaded it that way. haha. oops.
7 deadly (wrong) sins. haha. last one supposed to be sloth. and mines wrath actually. haha. and jealousy is Envy. but the meaning is still there. ^.^
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8!
pass? nah. just proves we are certified non-bimbotic. =D
haha. the place was perfect. p/s we did NOT do this intentionally. haha. coincidence..
The twins.
He says he doesn't like his pic taken...
We are bimbo failures. hahaha.
Mr Ooi!!!
Mr Lim!!!
love tze Ni's expression. haha.
NERDOS!
hahah. tze ni disqulified. not retarded enough. p/s i'm digging my nose
yogi. now look at my hair. hahaha.
kim
LOVE THIS PIC!!!!
reaching for.... the statue of shiny disco ball.
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haha. this was lame. but funny. haha. michelle ketinggalan zaman. ppl use gun d she wanna judo someone. haha.
jovial and happy-go-lucky. unless you piss me off.muahahah. totally opposite of a normal virgo.(proof:my room) goes crazy suddenly. garlicaholic, bookaholic, dog, dragon, animal lover..
