Sometimes I really wonder who reads my blog. Seriously. I only told a handful of ppl about it. I've been tracking the counter right below my blog. And the number increases by like 50. Haha. So who are you? *Gonna start asking ppl to remove me from their links. xD Not gonna privatise my blog though.

More jokes to read. =D I think I've posted some before. No harm done right?

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?

Teacher: no, of course not.

Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, 'You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you.' The drunk replies, 'Boobs!' ^_^

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.... The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb lol

During a recent company password audit, it was found that a blonde secretary was using the following password:"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told her password had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

Chemistry Teacher: ‘‘Can you give me the formula for water?’’ -

Student: ‘‘H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-.’’ -

Chemistry Teacher: ‘‘Where did you get an idea like that?’’ -

Student: ‘‘You told us the other day it was H to O.’’

A blondewalks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book downand screams at the librarian, – “This is the WORST book I’ve everread!” “It has NO plot and far too many characters!” The librarianlooks up and calmly remarks – “So, you’re the one who took our phonebook…”

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.