Gonna start with the tag from ze yin and edit the rest tomorrow ok? haha.
Directions: Once you've been tagged, you have to write a post with sixteen random things, habits or goals about you. At the end, choose ten people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them.
My hp has ONE cent left. seriously. chun chun ONE. i'm surviving on one cent. not bad eh?
i get lethargic in the car. most of the time.
When i was young, i used to tell my mom i wanna wash the plates to get out of studying. Now, i tell my mom that i wanna study to get out of washing. hahaha.
i am weird unique.
I have no mood to study these days. haha. moral. Killah tidak mengamalkan nilai kerajinan. Killah tidak mempunyai usaha yang berterusan dengan semangat ketekunan, kegigihan, kecekalan, dedikasi dan berdaya maju untuk melakukan sesuatu. haha. wrote that without refering. correct?
I can remember song lyrics if i hear them 4 times or more, but it takes me more than 1 hour to finish ONE bab of sejarah. T.T
When i was young, i used to get worried when i could memorize song lyrics without meaning to. cause i thought i was using up my brain cells for useless stuff. hahaha. i know, i know. i was young, what to do? haha
I am not a person who says sorry easily. i mean if i stepped on your shoe or something, i'll say la. but if we get into a fight, i won't say sorry unless its pretty damn obvious that I'm in the wrong. (which is not that much).haha. once i fought with my bro, and we both never talked to each other for 1 month plus. even on our first day in hong kong. then finally cause he needed someone to ride with him the roller coaster only we started communicating again. *yet observe, no word of sorry(s) were spoken.we just came to a mutual agreement*
I am very stubborn. ask my dad.
recently, i made a point to be straightforward. no going round and round. this is because of last year. i don't care if feelings are hurt, its better to be straight.
Sometimes, when i first hear a song, i won't like it. but after awhile... it kinda grows on you... you get what i mean?
I usually do not think dirty automatically*despite what many ppl thinks*. i only do that with KYE. seriously. everything about her is hinting something dirtay! haha.
everyone around me are wondering how is my husband or bf gonna be. ze yin pula even better. she says she KNOWS already how my future husband is gonna be like. hahaha. swttt
when i watch movies about music or whatever. you know the scenes where the actor/actresses are playing, i usually will scrutinize them to see if they are really playing it. 98% are not. haha. like piano or violin la. i don't know other instruments. so far.. i think only concerto love and spring waltz shows the correct technique, fingering and stuff. the rest is so damn fake. haha.
hmm. what else. I have the same phone like my sejarah teacher. hahaha. pn illiana.
usually if i get embarrassed, i would do a pep talk for my self. thinking *if i was that girl what would i think bout y actions. then i would think, so what does it do to me if she knows. doesn't affect me* and i usually feel less embarrassed. aha.
my niece cousins baby is damn cute. today she was like sleeping. opened her big eyes, smiled at me, and went back to sleep. haha. and later on when she was awake, she was smiling at me the whole time. sooooo damnnnnnnn cuttteeee. and she was talking baby language to me. *i suspect telling me about her day* she just had her injections today. so she was smiling, then she scrunges up her faces. says a few baby words. then smiles again. hahaha.
i tag:
jes
sabs
let
cyn
ze yin*ahahha*
jmin
june
gphing
cmen
KYE
why? because i SYIOK.
Friendship quotes.
"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
"A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else."
"A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more."
"Truth and tears clear the way to a deep and lasting friendship."
"A true friend is someone you can trust with all your secrets."
"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."
love this one. ^^
SPM year indeed. i don't even have the time to study yet here i am, tapping away on the keyboard.
Saturday. went to stadium. met june at side gate. she threw her bag in my car. went into stadium for the first time. sat down near the... grand stand. DZ and fry next to each other. we sat at the borderline. saw ppl run. discovered that i brought my camera withour its memory card. cursed. cheer. blazing hot. after 12, weather was ok. take food. find ppl at khemah peserta. do duty. 9 ppl taking care of 1 place again. sat there. read readers digest. there was a car blocking the entrance. i JOKINGLY said we should push the car away. everyone thought i was serious. they went behind the car and pushed. i stared at them and told them the car won't move because its hand brake would be locked or smth. they tried to push. the owner of the car came and stared at us, then shifted his car. hahahahahahahaha. it worked after all. in a way. lol. that part was funny. VIP came. duty habis. went in again. marching. VIP started talking. perbarisan ppl started falling like flies. seriously. this years the most i think. one after another. can always see prefects or pbsm ppl running over to memapah them. crap. what is memapah arr. i suddenly forgot pula.one girl fainted. like fell on the grass. with a soft thud. O.o VIP kept on talking anyway. tried to spot my frens in perbarisan. can only spot sabs. DZ cheerleading was weird (no offense to any dz cheerleaders who reads this, they don't... do they?) . don't remember much. long time ago. haha. i remember thinking what are they doing.. haha. the real cheerleading team was nice. haha. fast-forward. don't remember. oh. shamira and rach asked me, the worst runner to take part in 4x100. shembegem got pulled out cause she already runned a relay earlier. and there was no one else.in the end, dz didn't win either. =p good to have not that on my consience. i was thinking if only june was dz. cause she wanted to run.. and she didn't get to. oh well. fry won(carmen). cavell second(eunice). couldn't spot their faces. they were this tiny (.) haha.. but i knew they were running. haha. py(mahsuri) also ran. and bhavy babi(nightingale) too. all different houses. so i cheered for all. i was like.. go go go. hahaha. next teachers ran. pn lings group won. saw pn jansee running. but thats all. couldn't see anyone else. haha. big gaps among the groups. next all ran over to the field. no surprise, DZ won 1st again overall. =D so now i can proudly say DZ has been 1st my whole secondary school year. whooooo! (although i didn't contribute much) but still. ooo. just read The Ravings Of Uni-Minded Lunatics. saw kelly's post. stole it.copy paste. hope you don't mind. =D
After EVERYTHING, all the events and stuff.. Comes the time which EVERYBODY *nearly everybody I think.. This year's batch damn semangat* is waiting for. To announce all the miscellanous events' winner. Marching - Intrahouse - Fry Uniform bodies - Kadet Remaja Sekolah Khemah berhias - Nightingale Cheerleading - Fry *notice there's no Cavell and DZ at all* And there's also peserta kelas yang terbaik. Kelas 1 - Obviously, Rachel RajendranCavell *she's one of the reasons why Cavell is so liddat* Kelas 2 - SUHANIYA~!!! She's one of the reason why we won! Kelas 3 - Can't remember their names. Its a tie. One each from DZ and Mahsuri~ When that Kelas 3 girl's name was announced, DZ were like.. WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! And when they announced kelas 2, we went WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! again.. Hahahhaha.. And when kelas 1 was announced.. My god.. EVERYBODY WAS CHEERING!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Rachel, you really really rock.. =D
Everytime the name DZ is said, we from cheer.. Hahahahahhahahaha.. Tak kisahlah apa mereka cakap, jerit je la.. =D Hahahahahhaahaha.. =D
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hahah. habis. took a pic for cyn they all jumping. at my first attempt. haha. started drizzling which turned into a downpour. went straight to nats bday party. was so sweaty and wet from the rain. june followed me cause she wanted to go edu fair with me the next day. at psc, makan ingolf. nice food. very nice. haha. pics here but lazy upload. the clearer ones with nat. she supposed to send me. that babi. then went karaoke. haha. loads of fun. everyone sang screamed along. well, i did anyway. haha.no voice d. lost my voice at karaoke rather than cheering earlier. haha i have the recordings too. lazy to upload again. whats a bday without cake smashing right? actually i never even thought bout it till lean nee said to. haha. kena right at her face.and eyes. muahaha. at least face better. cheryl suggested stuffing it under her shirt.. yeah.. haha. pics with nat again. sheesh. played game. i was david beckham. hmm. haha. went home. june wanted to blog. i wanted to watch movie, instead we hit the beds and started snoozing. yeah. that was how tired we were. we showered before that. you reading this ze yin? yeah. i showered. at 12 am. haha. i actually did. shows you how icky i was. haha. next day. nat woke me up at 8.30 saying that she wanted to come along to edu fair. i said sure, and fell asleep again. woke up at 10. ate bfast. took nat. went cousins house to send her off to the airport. nat and june followed to airport. everyone gushed bout how cute elizabeth is. she is.. super cutee.. aww. miss her. finally said bye bye. ='( went edu fair. depressed the hell outta me. all those colleges. and my undecided future. this is so suitable:
F5's, if you don't know this,then good luck for english.what to choose? should i pick the one less traveled by? what if i can't get a job. O.O can you imagine me working? in anything? cause i honestly can't imagine myself. i never had an ambition. ever since std 1 when everyone was going around saying, i want to be a fireman, policeman, etc. i never even cared. whatever i pick will determine my future. i wish there was a way for me to look into the future. haha. when i grow up, i want to be a kid. anyway, back to edu fair. so first went around. mom took brochures for accounts, psychology, music. then she suggested physiotherapy. i said maybe. haha. then went to look for talks. ironic isn't it? when school was giving talks, i used to find ways to skip. now i'm actually willingly going for one. and... i don't know if its fate or what but it was EXACTLY the time for a talk about physiotherapy. quite interesting. the lady said something bout cutting cadavers and straightening the muscles. i could consider that too. so now, ambition. physiotherapist? not exactly ambition though.. more like.. possible choice. but the degree for physiotherapy or smth is not recognized. in singapore i think. and if it isn't recognized, the pay is only 1k plus i think. T.T the lady said, physiotherapist is one which need overcomes the source. less travelled by indeed.
went straight to batu ferringhi. i love my house. haha. always have bus. i asked my dad to drop me and june opposite the mosque. just as soon as we stepped outta the car, bus appeared! haha. always happens. alalala. went to the beach. watched the sunset with june. pics lazy to upload. shall do it later. beautiful. lol. there was this couple french kissing right in front of me. i turned my back on them. dunno how, they ended up in front of me again. haha. sunsets. ahh. went to buy cds. and stuff.
oh yeah. don't remember much bout the week. poting whatever i can remember that i find humour in:
mr lim in front talking bout elizabeth wong the politician. she wasn't naked was she? hmm. anyway. he was saying if you aspire to be a politician, you should guard your virtues or smth starting now. and right as he was talking, eunice was explaining the difference of masturbation and oral sex to cyn. yes. as much as i protested in keeping cyn innocent, she had to tell. so it went like this.
Kye:oral sex is like this *does this thing with her mouth* me:-.- cyn:ahhh*nods in a knowing way* me:she doesn't understand la cyn:*laughing* ya, don't understand me:-.- Kye: for english must do oral presentation right? use what? cyn:brain? me: *laughing* Kye: you use mouth right? its the same oral. cyn:ohh.
wait. then i don't remember what went next.. hmm. oh well. haha.
so we were in music class
pn audrey: *explains that music paper is now easier cause the pengarah asked it to be easier so that more ppl can pass or smth* *continues elaborating* me:*feeling happy for once its our year they set easier* pn audrey: ....... but this is for NEXT YEARS students. your year will still be hard. everyone: WHAT? why? pn audrey: *explains that the pengarah dude just asked them to set this year. and our papers were set last year. T.T sheesh. get our hopes up and then step on us. it doesn't matter.haha. oh well.
so we were in physics
my group was doing an experiment near the window. we had clear view of the lab opposite. so i was doing the wire thingi*i think* when i noticed smoke was coming out from the building. then the students came running out coughing. and then the lab assistant ran out. then the teacher. when the students stopped blocking the door, i saw fire. small but still fire. haha. someone suggested we cheer for them. and so we clapped. haha. turned out it was the lithium experiment. the reactivity one. i still can remember mr lee last year. saying.. *flashback*
everyone: sir, use bigger piece la. so small how to see mr lee: this one is very reactive ok. small piece also can see d one. i very scared you know. *hands shaking, he throws it in the water* *the thing swirls around the water and dissapears* everyone: cannot see la sir. ahhaha
something like that.
if the fire happened during our year, i'm sure i'll remember which is the most reactive one. haha. agreed?
okay. need to sleep. i shall start studying tomorrow! speed studying. Aja! haha.
can't find any with just me and her. *pushes cyn outta the pic*
ooo. found it.
lol. we went from planning to let our dogs mate to rule breaking. Now she's so perverted. ahaha. don't think she was this perverted in F3. In F3 she sat in front, i was behind. so if a teacher calls e-lyn or smth, she'll take it and if its not her, she'll pass it down. I think i remember skipping pj classes with her. then both answering pritam when we were caught. ahaha. we made a deal. i'm gonna win! hahaha. there was one time we went to qb. then went to her house, eel dumped her guinea pig in my bag and her mom was like, "you brought your guinea pig all the way to qb??" hahaha. ohhh. and there was spot check the day she brought her guinea pig to school. we went to hid it. ok. i shall not say all our past rule breaking stuff in case there are lurkers. hmmmmm. haha. her and her previous obsessions with jellies. and husbands.
this year our class..... ili+n=i-lyn , i-lyn+g=ee ling
nothing abnormal going on in school this except a rumour circulating around. about someone, obviously. not going to spread it in here. so.. updates about me:
i feel like cutting my hair short. like really short. hmm? like in std 4 when the bubble gum got stuck in my hair and i was FORCED to cut my beloved hair.haha.i never wanted to cut my hair. ever since i could remember.when anyone asked me when i was gonna cut my hair, i just shook my head. haha. ambigous feeling anyway now. lets look at the pros and cons...pros, no need to comb, save shampoo? cons,....... hahaha. if anyone in school realises, i dont comb my hair to school anymore. haha. coz i lost my comb. don't like the new one. so always lazy. so that day i made a survey. how messy would ppl rate me as.
cyn-7 gp-8 py-8 zy-9 wy-8 cm-7 average-7.83333
not bad ma. at least not 10. haha. i think if i ask joanne lim, she'll give 10. hahaha.
everyones telling me their passwords. for blogspot. muahahahha. for entertainment, go eunice's blog. hahaha.
news says rihanna is waiting for the news bout chris brown to blow over so she can be with him again. i mean... WTH is wrong with her?? psycho. if any guy or my future husband ever whack me, i'll hit back. hard. if i don't see enough bruises on him, then go report police. hmph.
on v-day, my apartment had this party kinda protesting thing going on to save the hills.for all tanjung bunga members. so they would stop blasting. the blasting, i can feel my apartment move le. and bloody loud smore.
view from my view. blasting. all smokey.
and we made it to the second page of the star. haha. on.. sunday i think. haha. amazing. if i went, my face would have been on the second page on newspaper. maybe. hahahaha.
our latest bio experiment comatized the poor hibiscus plant. save the enviroment indeed. we were supposed to cut a branch that is just the size rubbber tude. so ppl who cut to small cut another piece. one day, the plant was full of flowers, the next day the poor plant was bald. very bald.
i finished my bm folio!! 3 cheers for me! sheesh. last week i was thinking that after i finish my bm folio and music folio i can finally relax. then physic folio pops up. GRRRR.
i'm stopping one of my piano classes. too busy. mom suggested i cut down.so wheee.
this years teachers english not bad. you know how i grade someones english? by their pronounciation of my name. haha. those who pronounce it right has my respect. haha. (before i tell them la, if i tell them before d it doesn't count.)
this years teachers also like corrections. all of them want corrections. sheesh. they really check. ugh.
i have a new blog with eunice. haha. sorry eunice. was supposed to update. but no time!! and i forgot your email add!!
tagged! i thought i just saw this in facebook. O.o now become tag pula.
Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.
1. What is your name : I****
2. A four Letter Word : Inti (okay. i keep coming up with 5 letters, they didn't say it had to be english. I wonder what ppl with the first initial beginning with f will say...)
3. A boy's Name : Isaiah(euodi's cousin)
4. A girl's Name : Illiana(sejarah teacher. ^^)
5. An occupation : Illegal immigrant? Illegal dvd seller! Illiterate secretary! haha. ummm. *I'm having a strong urge to google* Igloo warmer! Iguana cleaner! Interior designer. *thks to bro* haha.
6. A color : Indigo(this was easy)
7. Something you'll wear : Iguana. its the new "in" thing now.
9. A food : itik. ice cream!!
10. Something found in the bathroom: *walks to the bathroom* I-lens cleaner lol. cannot find la. Illegal shampoo.
11. A place : Indiana, India, Illinois
12. A reason for being late : Ill
13. Something you'd shout : Illegal!
14. A movie title : Inkheart
15. Something you drink : I-ball juice, Iguana juice, intestine juice, wait. something I will drink?? ewww. ummmm.. Island mix?
16. A musical group :Instrumentals
17. An animal : Impala
18. A road name :Irawati road, island glades. *gotten from bro* i'm road blind
19. A type of car :okay. i googled this. i don't know cars.Isotta Fraschini Two-Seater - Red - Front
20. The title of a song : I will survive, I kissed a girl and i liked it. =D
21:Tag: what?? only can tag ppl starting with i??? dont care. i tag... eunice, cyn, sabby, everyone that tags me.
And since everyone's being emo about this being our final and last year, i thought i join in and post a lot of random yet memorable ones. *and since i'm doing my sejarah powerpoint thing now i can do it while waiting for it to load.* in no order whatsoever.
it looks like i'm poking her nose. but i'm not. XD
not clear.click to enlarge. i spent RM 600 over. in july-december. and thats only in MPH. i buy twice as much in Popular. 0.0 dieded. so much for saving.
left to right: mini, small, emo, giant, tall teapot. =D
left to right=tallest to shortest. XD
oreng aslay
figure it out yourself. not hard.
formal wear. another batch. haha.
figure them out. okay. THIS is hard. i don't even remember myself.
clean teeth is good. hahaha. expressions. hahahah.
hiking!!
i love this picture. like a potrait.
4A lab. i remember saying to someone.. either get in the pic or get out. hahaha. which reminds me. this year no informal pic like this yet.....hmm.
3 Intan!
performance. this is our last year to play.
haha. i remember the slit on the top so big. look in only semua boleh nampak.
mr tan. hahahahaha.
half of timah.
haha. cyn. hahahah.
DURING exam. WITH flash. muahahaha.
my bus buddy.
we are NON-FICTION. euodia's back in singapore, jo and let's in CPT, dav's in uplands. =(
i wonder how long it lasted like that after we left..
crazy and crazier
"formal" everyone looks weird. hahaha,.
fishing trip
disneyland! i wanna go again. =(
smiling drunk
its mine. no its MINE.
this. is. emoish yet nice.
yahoo. pei ying. hahaha.
i'm on toppp!
haha. i fell on her. *i think*
look at their expressions.
tango. one two three. dum dum dum.
bumpy bumpy.
i can't find the other obscene pics! can someone send me? i lost them. =(
the game
all long time no see ppl. =p
UFO
cheese?
dancing round and round? hahaha.
KYE:nooooo... TN: its ok...
kelly: its alright meep: i don't wanna go... sabby: hmm... the one in black looks better.... hahaha.
she's going australia soon....
okay. i know i just posted this. but... that day we didn't break anything.
last year. or was it the year before?
rachie's the only dry one
i don't remember what i was saying
wow. you can see my tonsils. hahaha.
i lost it. ='( cyn lost hers too?
this batch of pics is what happened yesterday. and today. haha.
she slept over. we made a wish on the last sparkler and threw them down the balcony. cyn's idea. thank god no fire. hahahaha.
this is wayyyyy more than my angpau money. ticket sales.
this ppl are crazy. i don't know them. they just pointed the gun at me and said take my photo or i'll shoot. lol.
white blue white?
mr lee.refer below for more info.
watching porn Pawn.
from june.
the red gang, theres another red one hidden behind them.
mrs froggie
its still there.
look at this gangster.(left) refer below.
view from my place. 5A
oh no. haha. we were supposed to look sad like the jail ppl. ooops.
in the control room
the many adjuster thingis.
news:
i love this years EST classes. in conjunction of valentines day, teacher told us stories. from the internet. bout herself. i especially love this poem.she read it to us. and i came home and searched for it. hahaha.
this is a two-line romantic poem...except that the last line had to be as unromantic.... as the first line was romantic.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other, That is, until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you, But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped on to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "Go to hell."
i like the ones in white. =D
we had sukantara before recess. me and eunice didn't change our clothes. so after recess, she wanted to see some board. so i walked ahead. saw miss k. slowed down. walked slowly. turned behind, and saw that miss gangster over here *who breaks nearly every rule in school from taking pics in exams to handphones* was tucking in her shirt with that bird in the canary look. hahahaha. it was priceless. hahah. she looked anxious then after she was sure her shirt was tucked in, she slowly crossed miss k, i promptly burst out laughing. hahahaha. she just lost her gangster status. LOL. after that, she turned behind and asked me to tell her who she should imitate. i said me. she couldn't imitate me. or cyn. or anyone for that matter. hahahaha. then we started conversing in this british slang. it happened like this.
*forgot what happened* kil:pergi mati la u kye:wut is purr-gay martay kil:its how you say hello in malaysia.go on and start saying hello to everyone. kye:ze yin, kil said that purr---- kil:no need to explain. just say. kye:bhav, purr gay mati bhav: *look at eunice like shes gone nuts*
haha. burst out laughing, hmm. it doesn't seem as funny now. oh well.
kye:how do you say bye then in malay? bhav:*something i dont remember* kil:nonononono. kye: oh. you say nonononono as bye?
and proceeds telling everyone nonononono. -.-
hahahaha
mr lee. i dont get why ppl dislike him. i prefer him way more than last years chem teacher. she doesn't teach. i rather have a teacher who can teach but is cheong hei than a teacher who doesn't teach. haha. you think he's cheong hei? wait till you meet my father. haha. drive you up the wall. i can totally predict what he is gonna say if i do smth. ex. if i close the door. (he'll say i bang too hard and later the hinges spoil and etc.), if i eat supper( he say why eat so much so late etc.), if i wash the plates( why on the tap so much etc) and a lot more. hahaha. repeat that over and over again. watch this. =D
concert yesterday. i was stationed at the ticketing booth. after 8.30 i went up to the control room. first time see the lighting, sound system and stuff. really chaotic. vcd couldn't play. songs coming on when the guy was singing. but okla i guess. we're just students. haha. i hope ada doesn't read this.
education fair in our school. i still have no ambition. i read the job vacancies in newspapers sometimes to get some ideas.
choir practice. at first carmen asked me to join descant with her. kelly asked to stay in alto so i stayed. then sabs suggested everyone join soprano coz teacher was complaining too many altos. so all F5 moved to soprano. carmen ask me go descant again. so i went. teacher now says soprano too many ppl. shoo all F5 back to alto except sabs. after the altos sing, me, carmen and sujen supported the altos although we're in descant. teacher now thinks descant has too many ppl. shifts me, sujen and carmen back to alto. so we are all back where we started except sabs. and that was how i spend my first choir practice. hahaha.
i finally finished my 10 essays and graphs.
i didn't touch any storybook for three days. that has to be a record.
friday the 13th wasn't unlucky for me. quite ordinary. thank god.
and i'm done with sejarah! brilliant timing!
JOKES. (read if you want)
You've got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it on his show.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the guests. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the Bride's and his family and his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone and asked them to open up their envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his new bride having sex with the Best Man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After watching the guests reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "F--- You!", then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- You!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said "I'm outta here!"
He had the marriage annulled the next day.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing ever happened.
His Revenge: making the bride's parents pay over $32,000.00 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think he might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant Wedding Reception for 300 guests: $32,000
Wedding Photographs: $3,000
Honeymoon in Maui: $8,500
The look on everyone's face when they saw the 8x10 of the bride humping the best man? PRICELESS!
There are some things that money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is".
Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750".
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now.
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the old donkey.
He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up!
As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less
NOW --- THE HUMOR OF IT ALL...
The donkey later came back, and bit the dickens out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
- And the #1 Favorite is -
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Everyone knows Blakk Frogg adores sarcasm. No secret there. So it makes perfect sense that he would thoroughly enjoy the ramblings of a man well-known for his quick wit, in-depth (and interesting) analysis of society's ways, and, of course his sarcasm. Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for.... George Carlin!
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears o! ne of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.? "Who talkin' abouta' sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda' how to spell 'Mississippi'."
Marriage is a strange phenomenon that happens to human beings. And the best part is, both the unmarried and the married are unhappy, though for radically opposite reasons, one for not being married, and the other for being married;-). We present you with some great marriage jokes, and we are sure you will love them. So just read on! and pass on!
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without...but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
My wife and I always compromise; I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without...but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."
The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here."
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Cosmetics: A woman's way of keeping a man from reading between the lines.
useless knowledge
It is difficult to drown an ant because water doesn’t penetrate their minuscule breathing tube; the ants will suffer, however, from too much carbon dioxide, which knocks them out. It takes awhile, but they will eventually die.
boy, i just realised how many pics i uploaded after i posted it.
world news SYDNEY - Kangaroo corpses lay scattered by the roadsides while wombats that survived the wildfire's onslaught emerged from their underground burrows to find blackened earth and nothing to eat.
Wildlife rescue officials on Wednesday worked frantically to help the animals that made it through Australia's worst-ever wildfires but they said millions of animals likely perished in the inferno.
Kangaroos that survived are suffering from burned feet, a result of their territorial behavior. After escaping the initial flames, the creatures — which prefer to stay in one area — likely circled back to their homes, singeing their feet on the smoldering ground.
Scores more kangaroos have been found around roads, where they were overwhelmed by flames and smoke while attempting to flee, said Jon Rowdon, president of the rescue group Wildlife Victoria.
"It's just horrific," said Neil Morgan, president of the Statewide Wildlife Rescue Emergency Service in Victoria, the state where the raging fires were still burning. "It's disaster all around for humans and animals as well."
Some wombats that hid in their burrows managed to survive the blazes, but those that are not rescued face a slow and certain death as they emerge to find their food supply gone, said Pat O'Brien, president of the Wildlife Protection Association of Australia.
The official human death toll stood at 181 from the weekend's deadly fires and authorities said it would exceed 200. While the scope of the wildlife devastation was still unclear, it was likely to be enormous, Rowdon said.
"There's no doubt across that scale of landscape and given the intensity of the fires, millions of animals would have been killed," he said. Some 1,200 square miles of land have been burned.
Wallaby with burned ears, whiskers Hundreds of burned, stressed and dehydrated animals — including kangaroos, koalas, lizards and birds — have already arrived at shelters across the scorched region. Rescuers have doled out antibiotics, pain relievers and fluids to the critters in a bid to keep them comfortable, but some of the severely injured were euthanized to spare any more suffering.
"We've got a wallaby joey at the moment that has crispy fried ears because he stuck his head out of his mum's pouch and lost all his whiskers and cooked up his nose," Rowdon said. "They're the ones your hearts really go out to."
In some of the hardest-hit areas, rescuers used vaporizing tents to help creatures whose lungs were burned by the searing heat and smoke.
"There will probably be a significant number which probably can only be euthanized to end their suffering," Rowdon said. "And my heart goes out to the people who are given that task."
AP
A koala nicknamed Sam is being cared for at the Southern Ash Wildlife Center in Rawson, Australia.
One furry survivor has emerged a star: a koala, nicknamed "Sam" by her rescuers, was found moving gingerly on scorched paws by a fire patrol on Sunday. Firefighter David Tree offered the animal a bottle of water, which she eagerly accepted, holding Tree's hand as he poured water into her mouth — a moment captured in a photograph seen around the world.
Sam is being treated at the Southern Ash Wildlife Shelter in Rawson, 100 miles east of Melbourne, where she has attracted the attention of a male koala, nicknamed "Bob," manager Coleen Wood said. The two have been inseparable, with Bob keeping a protective watch over his new friend, she said.
they said it was arsonists. how could people bear to do that. and kill so many.
jovial and happy-go-lucky. unless you piss me off.muahahah. totally opposite of a normal virgo.(proof:my room) goes crazy suddenly. garlicaholic, bookaholic, dog, dragon, animal lover..
