I WON GOLLLDDDD!!!! *skips in circles* {inter-center sparring}

but i think its based on luck too. or maybe i was too stressed. sparring helps release stress. ^^ At first i was cheering for the green belts. the whole section consists of sggs ppl. haha. helping them to take the gear on and off. then i saw alicia and jilynn sparring. i was like... aren't they in my category? then i thought teacher changed them or something. alicia won. then i saw kok lynn putting on her gear. *azzie told me earlier i was supposed to be sparring with kok lynn* i went to the other ring and saw jesslyn pula wearing another gear. they both were sparring against each other.. i was like thinking what bout me and peeked at may li's list. i was sparring with a malay girl(farah's friend) dunno her name. sorry. kok lynn won btw. sparred with the malay girl.. she... didn't really kick.. i got her a few times in the head. there was once, i raised my leg to kick, and she ducked under me. and somehow her hand ended up between my legs..? dunno. weird. haha. anyway, may li said my kicks weren't clear. 2 nd match. it wasn't that clear either(to me) but i won. yipee. next was alicia and kok lynn. alicia won. and right after that alicia was supposed to spar with me..alicia was tired. and i... was not that tired. and i won. lalalala. The end. No video this time cause everyone was sparring and i didn't bring my camera anyway cause if it gets stolen i'll never hear the end of it. haha. most categories were won by sggs. *i think* thats what keshni said. SGGS power! haha. oh and most categories consisted of a lot of georgians. mine was the only category with 1 georgian. haha. this is my shortest post yet. Fear not. Jokes ahead!



Grandma is Having Troubles

Blakk Frogg says, "Sometimes family gets in the way of a person's natural recovery."

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The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, so she could be a part of her 100th birthday celebration.

Grandma couldn't speak very well, so she wrote notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some attentive family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows under her right side.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the loving family members grabbed her and stuffed pillows under her, this time on the left side on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the devoted family members again grabbed her and set her upright. They then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."



I LOLed at this one.


Death Bed Confessions



Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to," his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."

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Denise and Denephew

A pregnant woman from Virginia was involved in a car accident and, while in the hospital, she fell into a coma. When she awoke days later, the woman noticed that she was no longer carrying a child, and asked, "Doc, what happened to my baby!"

The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you've had twins! You're the proud mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. Also, you should know that while you were in a coma, your brother named the children for you."

"Oh, no!" shrieked the woman. "Not my brother! He's not really all together, if you know what I mean!"

The doctor replied, "Well, ma'am, your brother named your daughter Denise."

"Oh, that's no so bad," smiled the woman. Then, hesitantly, she asked, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor grinned and said, "Denephew."

At first i didnt get it. but after pronouncing it, i did. the brother named the girl "The Niece" and "The Nephew". LOL

'Dear Dad' Letter

A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD."

WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:

DEAR DAD,

IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU.

I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES.

BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD - SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY.

EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS SO MUCH OLDER THAN I AM, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD -- ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE WINTER.

SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.

BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE NEED.

IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!!

DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.

YOUR SON, JOHN

P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT BILLY'S HOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD WHICH IS IN MY DESK CENTER DRAWER.

I LOVE YOU!

PS: CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME.

Maybe i should try this too. ahahahhahaha.

kits moving along with music =D



cuties!