And since everyone's being emo about this being our final and last year, i thought i join in and post a lot of random yet memorable ones. *and since i'm doing my sejarah powerpoint thing now i can do it while waiting for it to load.* in no order whatsoever.
not clear.click to enlarge. i spent RM 600 over. in july-december. and thats only in MPH. i buy twice as much in Popular. 0.0 dieded. so much for saving.
left to right: mini, small, emo, giant, tall teapot. =D
left to right=tallest to shortest. XD
oreng aslay
figure it out yourself. not hard.
formal wear. another batch. haha.
figure them out. okay. THIS is hard. i don't even remember myself.
clean teeth is good. hahaha. expressions. hahahah.
hiking!!
i love this picture. like a potrait.
4A lab. i remember saying to someone.. either get in the pic or get out. hahaha. which reminds me. this year no informal pic like this yet.....hmm.
3 Intan!
performance. this is our last year to play.
haha. i remember the slit on the top so big. look in only semua boleh nampak.
mr tan. hahahahaha.
half of timah.
haha. cyn. hahahah.
DURING exam. WITH flash. muahahaha.
my bus buddy.
we are NON-FICTION. euodia's back in singapore, jo and let's in CPT, dav's in uplands. =(
rocket! hahaha. peek-a-boo!
choir practice! definitely enjoyable. deine zauber binden wieder!
4 Aked on a normal day
my genie
i wonder how long it lasted like that after we left..
crazy and crazier
"formal" everyone looks weird. hahaha,.
fishing trip
disneyland! i wanna go again. =(
smiling drunk
its mine.
no its MINE.
this. is. emoish yet nice.
yahoo. pei ying. hahaha.
i'm on toppp!
haha. i fell on her. *i think*
look at their expressions.
tango. one two three. dum dum dum.
bumpy bumpy.
i can't find the other obscene pics! can someone send me? i lost them. =(
the game
all long time no see ppl. =p
UFO
cheese?
dancing round and round? hahaha.
KYE:nooooo...
TN: its ok...
kelly: its alright
meep: i don't wanna go...
sabby: hmm... the one in black looks better....
hahaha.
she's going australia soon....
okay. i know i just posted this. but... that day we didn't break anything.
last year. or was it the year before?
rachie's the only dry one
i don't remember what i was saying
wow. you can see my tonsils. hahaha.
i lost it. ='( cyn lost hers too?
this batch of pics is what happened yesterday. and today. haha.
she slept over. we made a wish on the last sparkler and threw them down the balcony. cyn's idea. thank god no fire. hahahaha.
this is wayyyyy more than my angpau money. ticket sales.
this ppl are crazy. i don't know them. they just pointed the gun at me and said take my photo or i'll shoot. lol.
white blue white?
mr lee.refer below for more info.
watching
from june.
the red gang, theres another red one hidden behind them.
mrs froggie
its still there.
look at this gangster.(left) refer below.
view from my place. 5A
oh no. haha. we were supposed to look sad like the jail ppl. ooops.
in the control room
the many adjuster thingis.
news:
- i love this years EST classes. in conjunction of valentines day, teacher told us stories. from the internet. bout herself. i especially love this poem.she read it to us. and i came home and searched for it. hahaha.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other,
That is, until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you,
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped on to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
- we had sukantara before recess. me and eunice didn't change our clothes. so after recess, she wanted to see some board. so i walked ahead. saw miss k. slowed down. walked slowly. turned behind, and saw that miss gangster over here *who breaks nearly every rule in school from taking pics in exams to handphones* was tucking in her shirt with that bird in the canary look. hahahaha. it was priceless. hahah. she looked anxious then after she was sure her shirt was tucked in, she slowly crossed miss k, i promptly burst out laughing. hahahaha. she just lost her gangster status. LOL. after that, she turned behind and asked me to tell her who she should imitate. i said me. she couldn't imitate me. or cyn. or anyone for that matter. hahahaha. then we started conversing in this british slang. it happened like this.
kil:pergi mati la u
kye:wut is purr-gay martay
kil:its how you say hello in malaysia.go on and start saying hello to everyone.
kye:ze yin, kil said that purr----
kil:no need to explain. just say.
kye:bhav, purr gay mati
bhav: *look at eunice like shes gone nuts*
haha. burst out laughing, hmm. it doesn't seem as funny now. oh well.
kye:how do you say bye then in malay?
bhav:*something i dont remember*
kil:nonononono.
kye: oh. you say nonononono as bye?
and proceeds telling everyone nonononono. -.-
hahahaha
- mr lee. i dont get why ppl dislike him. i prefer him way more than last years chem teacher. she doesn't teach. i rather have a teacher who can teach but is cheong hei than a teacher who doesn't teach. haha. you think he's cheong hei? wait till you meet my father. haha. drive you up the wall. i can totally predict what he is gonna say if i do smth. ex. if i close the door. (he'll say i bang too hard and later the hinges spoil and etc.), if i eat supper( he say why eat so much so late etc.), if i wash the plates( why on the tap so much etc) and a lot more. hahaha. repeat that over and over again. watch this. =D
- concert yesterday. i was stationed at the ticketing booth. after 8.30 i went up to the control room. first time see the lighting, sound system and stuff. really chaotic. vcd couldn't play. songs coming on when the guy was singing. but okla i guess. we're just students. haha. i hope ada doesn't read this.
- education fair in our school. i still have no ambition. i read the job vacancies in newspapers sometimes to get some ideas.
- choir practice. at first carmen asked me to join descant with her. kelly asked to stay in alto so i stayed. then sabs suggested everyone join soprano coz teacher was complaining too many altos. so all F5 moved to soprano. carmen ask me go descant again. so i went. teacher now says soprano too many ppl. shoo all F5 back to alto except sabs. after the altos sing, me, carmen and sujen supported the altos although we're in descant. teacher now thinks descant has too many ppl. shifts me, sujen and carmen back to alto. so we are all back where we started except sabs. and that was how i spend my first choir practice. hahaha.
- i finally finished my 10 essays and graphs.
- i didn't touch any storybook for three days. that has to be a record.
- friday the 13th wasn't unlucky for me. quite ordinary. thank god.
and i'm done with sejarah! brilliant timing!
JOKES. (read if you want)
You've got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it on his show.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the guests. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the Bride's and his family and his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone and asked them to open up their envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his new bride having sex with the Best Man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After watching the guests reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "F--- You!", then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- You!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said "I'm outta here!"
He had the marriage annulled the next day.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing ever happened.
His Revenge: making the bride's parents pay over $32,000.00 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think he might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
- Elegant Wedding Reception for 300 guests: $32,000
- Wedding Photographs: $3,000
- Honeymoon in Maui: $8,500
The look on everyone's face when they saw the 8x10 of the bride humping the best man? PRICELESS!
There are some things that money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is".
Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750".
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now.
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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the old donkey.
He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up!
As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
- Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
- Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
- Live simply and appreciate what you have.
- Give more.
- Expect less
NOW --- THE HUMOR OF IT ALL...
The donkey later came back, and bit the dickens out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
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Relationship Advice, As Written By Kids
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.-- Camille, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.-- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?-- Kelvin, age 8
- And the #1 Favorite is -
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.-- Ricky, age 10
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Making Fun of Men Jokes
Q. What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?
A. You can enjoy all but the head.
Q. What is the similarity between a dolphin and a man?
A. They are both said to be intelligent, but no one can prove this.
Q. What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man?
A. They both get hot in 15 seconds.
Q. Why can't a man be both good looking and intelligent?
A. Since that would make him a woman.
Q. Why is a man's brain the size of a peanut?
A. Because it is swollen.
Q. Why are batteries better than men?
A. Batteries have at least one positive end.
Q. Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because sperm are male and they refuse to ask directions.
Q. Why are men like the letter Q?
A. Because it is a big fat zero with a small protrusion.
Q. Why do fewer women get married these days?
A. Because they would rather have bacon in the fridge, than a pig in the living room.
Q. What is the similarity between a video recorder and a man?
A. They go forwards, backwards, forwards, and backwards, stop and eject!
Q. Why is the male intelligence worth more than the female?
A. It is rarer.
Q. Why do men prefer to marry virgins?
A. They cannot handle the criticism.
Q. What do you call an attractive, intelligent and sensitive man.
A. A rumor.
Q. Why don't men go through menopause?
A. They never left puberty.
Everyone knows Blakk Frogg adores sarcasm. No secret there. So it makes perfect sense that he would thoroughly enjoy the ramblings of a man well-known for his quick wit, in-depth (and interesting) analysis of society's ways, and, of course his sarcasm. Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for.... George Carlin!
- People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
- People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
- When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
- When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
- When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
- People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
- When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
- When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
- When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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No Speaka' Da' English Too Good
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears o! ne of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.? "Who talkin' abouta' sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda' how to spell 'Mississippi'."
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| Marriage is a strange phenomenon that happens to human beings. And the best part is, both the unmarried and the married are unhappy, though for radically opposite reasons, one for not being married, and the other for being married;-). We present you with some great marriage jokes, and we are sure you will love them. So just read on! and pass on! | |
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- A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."
- The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
- Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done.
- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
- A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!"
The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here."
- A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
- Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- Cosmetics: A woman's way of keeping a man from reading between the lines.
useless knowledge
boy, i just realised how many pics i uploaded after i posted it.
world news
SYDNEY - Kangaroo corpses lay scattered by the roadsides while wombats that survived the wildfire's onslaught emerged from their underground burrows to find blackened earth and nothing to eat.
Wildlife rescue officials on Wednesday worked frantically to help the animals that made it through Australia's worst-ever wildfires but they said millions of animals likely perished in the inferno.
Kangaroos that survived are suffering from burned feet, a result of their territorial behavior. After escaping the initial flames, the creatures — which prefer to stay in one area — likely circled back to their homes, singeing their feet on the smoldering ground.
Scores more kangaroos have been found around roads, where they were overwhelmed by flames and smoke while attempting to flee, said Jon Rowdon, president of the rescue group Wildlife Victoria.
"It's just horrific," said Neil Morgan, president of the Statewide Wildlife Rescue Emergency Service in Victoria, the state where the raging fires were still burning. "It's disaster all around for humans and animals as well."
Some wombats that hid in their burrows managed to survive the blazes, but those that are not rescued face a slow and certain death as they emerge to find their food supply gone, said Pat O'Brien, president of the Wildlife Protection Association of Australia.
The official human death toll stood at 181 from the weekend's deadly fires and authorities said it would exceed 200. While the scope of the wildlife devastation was still unclear, it was likely to be enormous, Rowdon said.
"There's no doubt across that scale of landscape and given the intensity of the fires, millions of animals would have been killed," he said. Some 1,200 square miles of land have been burned.
Wallaby with burned ears, whiskers
Hundreds of burned, stressed and dehydrated animals — including kangaroos, koalas, lizards and birds — have already arrived at shelters across the scorched region. Rescuers have doled out antibiotics, pain relievers and fluids to the critters in a bid to keep them comfortable, but some of the severely injured were euthanized to spare any more suffering.
"We've got a wallaby joey at the moment that has crispy fried ears because he stuck his head out of his mum's pouch and lost all his whiskers and cooked up his nose," Rowdon said. "They're the ones your hearts really go out to."
In some of the hardest-hit areas, rescuers used vaporizing tents to help creatures whose lungs were burned by the searing heat and smoke.
"There will probably be a significant number which probably can only be euthanized to end their suffering," Rowdon said. "And my heart goes out to the people who are given that task."
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AP A koala nicknamed Sam is being cared for at the Southern Ash Wildlife Center in Rawson, Australia. |
Sam is being treated at the Southern Ash Wildlife Shelter in Rawson, 100 miles east of Melbourne, where she has attracted the attention of a male koala, nicknamed "Bob," manager Coleen Wood said. The two have been inseparable, with Bob keeping a protective watch over his new friend, she said.
they said it was arsonists. how could people bear to do that. and kill so many.
2 comments:
lol at the whole post. love the poems too.
eh.. i din lost it k.. is still with me..xp hahax
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