Weird laws

• No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
• In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
• In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
• In Alabama,it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
• You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
  
• Masks may not be worn in public. (I wonder what Spiderman thinks of that?Or batman?)
• In Arizona,any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. (Spiderman just keeps getting persecuted)
• In Connecticut,In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
  
• It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades
  
• It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
  
• You may not educate dogs.
  
• It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
  
• It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
• In Florida, If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.(O.O)
• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (Wouldn't that...hurt?)
  
• You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
  
• It is considered an offense to shower naked. (How else can you shower?)
• You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
• In Georgia,It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy."
  
• It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
• Im Idaho,itts illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
• A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
• In Illonois,A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
• In Indiana,No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.
  
• "Spiteful Gossip" and "talking behind a person's back" are illegal.
• No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor.
• In Iowa,One-armed piano players must perform for free.
• Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
• In Kentucky,Dogs may not molest cars.
• A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission
• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
• Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault.
• To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.(O.O)
• It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.

haha. there is way more than this.. but I'm lazy to copy paste. Go to
http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens/pointlesslaws.html



Happy laughing!